5 Places where Mas Selamat bin Kastari might be..

The search has entered the 5th week, to no valid. So where is he hiding? More after the JUMP!  First place he might actually hiding will be…
 

mas selamat enjoying 
On another island away from Singapore. He managed to get out of Singapore during the 4 hours after he escaped and is now having some sun tanning, a glass of freezing Singapore Sling, and maybe, just maybe, a few babes around him.(LOL) 

2nd place he might be is probably just in our heartland, but well camouflaged as…  
mas selamat in lolita
credits to Zermine from SgCafe

a lolita in our heartlands. Mingling with the girls from cosplay events, maybe he was at this recent cosplay event. You won’t know, would you? here’s more variation of probable cosplay of him from TalkingCock.com

The 3rd place might be..
mas selamat hiding in HDB 
hiding, sleeping in HDB’s top floor, where the water tanks are. During the Qing Ming Period, there will be lots of offerings up for grab in the neighborhood, he wont go hungry(though the food might not be halal). There are shelters and nobody in the right mind goes there normally, unless they are up to something…adventurous(grins). 

 The 4th place is a place where the police found many compatriots of his… 
Mas Selamat in Forest
In the forest with the illegal immigrants, disguised himself as one of them. Since the illegal immigrants can survive in the jungle, so can he(as seen from reports of so many illegal immigrants caught “camping” in the forest). Maybe he just have some spare cash(from someone?) to buy food and beer from them. Those illegal immigrants can’t report on him too(though they might not really recognize who he is), because they themselves will be deported back to their own country. 

The last and 5th place he will be… 
Mas Selamat in his grave
In his own grave. (Scenario 1)Killed while roaming around Singapore and unluckily, was seen by one of his hardcore hater. Got killed and dump into the forest. Killer was nice to build a grave for him. (Scenario 2) Illegal immigrants who was supposedly suppose to help him, killed him. Why? Because he has caused much trouble to them. Due to his escape, the army and police combing the forest caught many illegal immigrants. Angered, they slit his throat while he was sleeping, or poison his food which they gave him. 

R.I.P Mas Selamat bin Kastari. 

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    3 Comments

    1. Posted July 21, 2008 at 10:29 pm | Permalink

      I think his hiding with someone in any HDBflat.

    2. Posted July 21, 2008 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

      I thing hes hiding with someone in a HDB flat,dusbin
      ,drain or forest.

    3. Posted July 23, 2008 at 12:28 pm | Permalink

      there may be a few places which appear to be the safest place to hide and which nobody will ever suspect. viz some hiding place in the whitly road detention camp itself. better to rule this out or else the colour of some red faced individuals may turn black

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