Looks damn normal for a anti-bullet shirt eh?

Tantalizingly made for security-seeking wealthy folks, this anti-ballistic polo shirt takes safety to an altogether new level! With many wealthy people normally on the hit-lists of gruesome militias, this polo shirt from Caballero is something which just ups the security factor. Caballero has people as high-profile as Hugo Chavez on the client list just to elaborate on the fact that this offering is a top-notch product. The polo shirt is good enough to protect you from a 9mm pistol, and if fiber is what you are worried about, there is hardly a cloth that betters linen. For the people who hope to get lucky someday, this should go right atop the apparently fancied list of things they wish to possess. You can just look cool and causal in this polo shirt with no fear of a bullet jamming your breath forever, a little bit of the Superman feel, yes! Spending $12,000 for this shirt is definitely a lavishly wise choice.
[from Born Rich]

Whoa, $12,000. Just when you thought Lascoste, Ralph Lauren Polo or Fred Perry Polo Tshirts burns your pockets.
This gives you an extra feature though, that is protection from 9mm bullets. ONLY 9mm bullets.
If you are an ordinary guy, nobody would bother to shoot you. Probably. It’s hard to tell in this world when school shooting cases are getting so ever random and frequent.