This T-Shirt has a strong claim that:
“Buy this rare collector’s t-shirt and we’ll make sure your significant other never shops at Zappos.com again! When you purchase this limited edition t-shirt, we will permanently disable your significant other’s Zappos.com account for the rest of his/her life.”
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Well, it’s not april fool yet though. Weird.
Read more of it’s funny claims after the jump!

-Within 30 days of purchase, a Customer Loyalty Team (“CLT”) representative from Zappos.com will arrive to the location of your choosing in the United States to break the news in person to your significant other.

-The CLT rep will also be a shoulder to cry on for up to 1 hour (60
minutes) for your significant other. As time permits, the CLT rep will also be available to share tears of joy with you.
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-The CLT rep will be happy to frolic in a field of daisies with you or do anything that is mutually agreed upon to not be morally or ethically objectionable.

-Should you exceed your 1-hour time limit, additional time is available, billable to your credit card or PayPal at $3.99/minute. The CLT rep may elect at his/her discretion to barter his/her time, such as in exchange for a home-cooked meal or for permission to borrow your cat for up to 24 hours provided that the feline is returned in the condition it was received.
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Certain restrictions and disclaimers apply:
-Disclaimer 1: Zappos.com, Inc. is not responsible or liable if your significant other creates or uses another account using a different email address. It is your responsibility to monitor how many email accounts your significant other creates or uses.

-Disclaimer 2: Due to the incredible lifetime benefit of this product and service, we are unable to honor our standard 365-day return policy. Our 365-day return policy is valid only if you are permanently divorced or separated within 365 days. Any separation of less than 15 days, “taking a break”, or equivalent does not count. Should you remarry, get back together, or “realize that you made a mistake and can’t live without him/her”, you are no longer eligible for a refund. If you have already been refunded, we will hunt you down for the $50,000 that you owe “the company”. Also, in the event you are eligible for a refund, please note that our free return shipping applies only to the t-shirt. (For example, please do not ship us your wife.)
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-Disclaimer 3: Some people like to shop because they like nice things.
Some people like to shop because they want to be fashionable. And some people like to shop because they like to shop. We like all these people and will generally help them in any way possible. However, we can be bought for a price to make the shopping stop.

-5 Zappos.com account deactivation choices available: wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, or “it’s complicated”.
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HAHA! There’s more! Read the reviews on the site. They are pretty hilarious! Here are some of the reviews..
Just spent $50,000 – I bought this thinking that it was fake but they actually charged $50,000 on my credit card… I am about to call my CC company for a chargeback I thought this was a joke…

Totally worth the money! After wearing this shirt for just ONE day, it totally paid itself off.

I NEED TO SHOP!!!!! My account got shut off and my husband is now wearing this stupid t-shirt around the house and smiling all the time. At first I thought it was a joke but now that I realize I actually can’t buy anymore from Zappos.com. I’m devastated and have already been to therapy twice and it’s not helping!!!

Totally Worth It!!!! I can’t believe how much money I’m saving now that my wife can’t shop any more. Thank you, Zappos.com, for offering a cheap way to keep me out of the poor house!
[from Zappos]
HAHA, i believe the reviews are fake though.

Hmm, however, you don’t need to bust your wallet just to get a $50k T-shirt.
You can get T-Shirts at FUP(A local Singapore indie brand) at a thousand fraction of the cost with out-of-this-world designs!
There’s an offer going on at FUP, so grab the T-Shirts now while you can! SUPPORT LOCAL BRAND!